So, picture this: two dudes in the UK, Mark Goodram and Jon-Ross Watson, decide to use a stolen debit card to buy a lottery ticket. And guess what? They win a whopping £4 million! But here's the kicker: the card actually belonged to this guy named Joshua Addyman, who had no idea his card was being used for a lottery ticket.

Now, Addyman, he's understandably like, "Hey, that's my card they used! I want in on some of that prize money." But you know how it goes, folks. It's not looking too likely.

These two guys, Goodram and Watson, they became famous for their wild spending sprees after winning. They were even dubbed the "Blotto Louts" for their crazy celebrations. But turns out, they had a shady past with tons of convictions.

They tried to claim their prize, but the Lottery wasn't having it. Eventually, they got caught and ended up in jail for fraud. And get this, when they were in prison, Goodram let it slip that they didn't even have bank accounts. They were using Addyman's card the whole time!

Poor Addyman didn't even know what was going on until much later. The police contacted him about his stolen card, but they never told him it was tied to a massive lottery win. Talk about a missed opportunity!

Now Addyman's hoping for a slice of that prize pie, but the Lottery's saying, "Sorry, buddy, not gonna happen." They're planning to give the money to charity instead.

It's a crazy world out there, folks. But hey, if I ever win big, I promise I won't forget who helped me get there!